Bulwer-Lytton Contest Prizewinners - Men talking about breasts:Her breasts were like ripe strawberries, but much bigger, a completely different colour, not as bumpy, and without the little green things on top. Stephen B. Gray As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburettors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual. Dan McKay When she sashayed across the room, her breasts swayed like two house-trailers passing on a windy bridge. Stan Higley |